- Van Cleef’s First Law
- Never underestimate the power of a draft memo.
- Van Cleef’s Second Law
- If you want to get anything done, don’t get a life.
- Van Cleef’s Third Law
- A CPU’s initialization time is inversely proportional to it’s speed.
SOB: Son of a Bos'n
There are three states of being... Alive, Dead or at Sea.
